Today content returns, along with the Baroque equilibrium. Everything in balance. And you know it’s always better to be on the side of happiness, wherever possible. There is a young couple in question far happier than many of us will ever be, and the existence of that happiness is to be applauded; and an air of happy anticipation and busy-ness in a city is also never a bad thing. In short, while it was madness yesterday – why do all those tourists need a picture of the Abbey taken right NOW? It’s been here for 800 years and will surely still be here on Saturday – even the helicopters seemed less menacing and more like busy bees. It’s just not my party…
So the Baroque composure has been regained, and the £50,000-worth of 15-year-old maples and hornbeams that are currently lining the aisles of Westminster Abbey in specially designed pots are neither here nor (figuratively) there. It will be beautiful; it will indeed be like an English garden inside the cathedral; it will be a kind of medieval excess that Westminster Abbey must, by its nature, invite. In the Middle Ages – and let us not forget that this building has been standing since the days of Henry III – the rich delighted in taking objects of great beauty and rarity out of their natural context, and making of them something else, partly about them and partly about the context. These are the people who ate peacocks and gold leaf. But this is a very modern, utilitarian 21st century excess: Catherine specified that she wanted all cream, white and green (“neutrals,” in the floral designer’s word), to show her English country roots; and the choice of living trees from the royal estates is meant to be “sustainable,” because they can all be replanted.
Ahem.
So last night, to the kind of poetry reading that makes you glad to go to poetry readings: three excellent poets, all published by Salt, read two sets each in the good old Wheatsheaf pub in Rathbone Place – one of old, published work, and one of new work. They stood on the little dais in front of the bow window with gothic stained-glass, and read their work against the dying golden light of the evening. In the interval and afterwards the talk was about narrative, anti-narrative and the poem as a “delivery mechanism,” with references to EM Forster; and of Horizon Review and, er, Portishead. Rob Mackenzie read us a poem based on a Portishead song (“Glory Box”) and actually sang us a couple of lines from the song. Your correspondent here was for some time more or less obsessed with Portishead (which might tell you something) and so this went down nicely.
Rob Mackenzie has a new series of really interesting work on the autobiographical, but also universally human, theme of his young daughter’s mild autism, from the initial discovery of it to current daily living. There was a bedtime one I particularly liked. Also a very effective pantoum with the repeat line “The Prime Minister and his unlikeable sidekick.”
Liane Strauss read from a new group pamphlet out just yesterday, The Art of Wiring, with work by Simon Barraclough (our host for the evening), Isobel Dixon, Roisin Tierney and Christopher Reid. Her poem about everything being fine wowed the room. (No; it did! I’ll say no more. It’s witty and subtle and a great examplar for the “writing white” conundrum.)
And Andrew Philip‘s new MacAdam poems are shaping up into something quite ambitious and interior – the interiority that writing about an external character can paradoxically afford. It’s too easy to call a character, like Weldon Kees’ “Robinson”, or of course Berryman’s Henry, an “alter-ego.” Over-used word and platitudinous. No, a character is something that, like Adam, has life breathed into it. I published two of these new poems in Horizon Review Issue 5 and it was great to have a chance to see Andy recite them.
I was sitting next to Richard Price, listening, and it did cross my mind during the reading how satisfying it will be to have my poem, “Richard Price,” between covers at last.
I have got the first copy of Tamar Yoseloff’s The City With Horns to make it into the wild! It’s beautiful, and it’s a real book – and it’s a sign that Egg Printing Explained is also on its way. Yesterday I sent final final final proof corrections to Salt, so with luck it is at the printers e’en now. We’ll definitely have it for the launch, in any case. Too exciting.
Today I have real work to do, and for the next five days. The list essentially goes: classes to prep, Horizon Review to deliver to Salt, a job application to write, some household items and phone calls and errands, and some important admin to execute. (Off with its head, I say.)








re books: the father of The Groom took on his honeymoon, seven volumes of Sir Laurens van der Post (he may have actually taken Laurens in person as well).
I love C&W’s Trees Up The Church idea – maybe they just want to blot out the 2000 strangers by losing them in a forest?
I like to think they got married a week ago, and Fridays fuss is just for show.
Of course we will all shreik when we see The Gown.
that poor girl
Dear Katy
The last poetry reading I attended was in 1970 at the Hexagon in Reading and involved Roger McGough, Brian Patten and Adrian Henry. (The next one I’ll attend will probably be yours!) I’ve been quite busy on Amazon recently (rather belated birthday presents) and have bought ‘Roger’s Version’ by John Updike, ‘Being Alive’ edited by Neil Astley and, of course, ‘Afterlife’ by Sean O’Brien. I am already halfway through the last and thoroughly enjoying it. It reads like a strange cross between ‘Engleby’ by Sebastian Faulkes and ‘The Pregnant Widow’ by Martin Amis.
Best wishes from Simon
Dear Katy
As I feared, Rusty made me watch the whole damn thing and I’m very glad she did. I found the wedding ceremony strangely moving and although I didn’t actually start blubbing, I came pretty close at times. I thought that Kate and the Arch Count of Bishopbury played their parts to absolute perfection. Becks was there, looking like a Greek god plus Elton and his boyfriend, reminding us that not everybody is heterosexual. As a convinced egalitarian, I really struggle to squeeze the royal family into my world view. Today, however, was enough to soften the obsidian heart of even the fiercest republican.
Best wishes from Simon
Hi Simon – next to Elton and DF was the unmarried Mario Testino, and the next most gorgeous male after GoldFoot Beckham was our own Australian swimming champion Ian Thorpe dressed by his friend Giorgio Armani.
the Arch Bishop of Cant..er..bury, if all his hair was black instead of silver, would have looked exactly like darling Russell E Brand at his wildest
(or like his GrandDad) and
how come Rusty is ridiculed for it (by DM readers and commentors) and Archie of Cant is not?
I wonder also, why nobody has ever remarked on the coat of arms of Camilla’s husband, having a lion and a unicorn both Very Priapically Rampant indeed. I have checked all the other royal coats of arms and their animals are relaxed, so I wonder what is the deal with the heir apparent?
all is revealed at my place.
Bless you Katy for your superlative mothering sacrifices re the real estate of the kids. I always think that letting agents should logically run lawnmowing businesses alongside the letting, and make it part of the deal. It is so illogical to expect renters to own lawnmowing machinery.
Do anything to prevent the kids moving back into your nest.
The Wheatsheaf is an excellent boozer. Been here quite a few times right at the far end. This is where Dylan Thomas first met his wife to-be.
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Great to have you in the audience, Katy, and thanks so much for your kind words and astute observations on the MacAdam poems. My wee summary of the evening is here.